"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
You have to be odd to be number one.
This changed me
Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out of their mouth is shit.